Sunday, November 6, 2011

Lifes a bitch...then you marry one...then you die.....but I cant get married...So I just die

As I'm sitting next to my ever so sexy friend Sierra, we look at each other and have to ask ourselves......whats wrong with us? Neither one of us have ever had a serious relationship, why you may ask? Were still trying to figure that out; we'll get back to you when have the answer. Now the point of this blog is not to sit here and preach about the sadness that is our love life's, but to hopefully by typing and reading this out loud we can answer our own problems in the form of creative writing.

I've been out of the closet for the last 3 years already and romance just isn't my thing. The opportunity has presented itself in the past but I never acted on it. I know I have commitment issues and its probably rooted in the fact that I was abandoned as a baby and orphaned until I was 3.I've Found something wrong with every guy that has presented themselves to me, some with actual deal breaking characteristics and some just for superficial shallow characteristics. Making ever knight in shining armor into a idiot in tin foil.

Being single isn't all that bad either. How some people bitch and complain 24/7 about not having boyfriend/girlfriend is the phase before the horses of Armageddon start prancing in. Clearly I've lived the last almost 19 years without somebody in my life and I'm still breathing you yourself shall carry on. Besides you can always be "looking at the merchandise", Window shopping, or just sit there and listen to your friends complain about the heartache that goes along with having a relationship.

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